Friday, February 25, 2011

Request to Land....

Pilot: "Request PAR Runway 31."

Controller: "How will this approach terminate?"

Pilot: "Full stop."

Controller: "Roger...wait...Sir, was just informed we have no Runway 31."

Pilot: "You have no Runway 31?"

Controller: "That's correct.  We have a new runway 32, but you'll have to land visually.....we're not sure where it came from."

Pilot:  "Uh...."

(Note to the reader:  Unless you are (a) an aviator, and (b) a dork, the above will not be funny to you in the least.)

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